How do you sign off your e-mails?
Cheers? Best wishes?
They’re acceptable . . . if you’re e-mailing a relative, friend or close colleague.
However, when e-mailing someone you don’t know that well – say an employee of your bank – perhaps you sign off formally with Yours Faithfully or Best Regards?
Here’s a tip. You’ll increase your chances of obtaining a bank loan by signing, “Yours Grovellingly”. Don’t laugh. It worked for me.
Here’s another tip – for my male readers. The allegations of inappropriate behaviour (and much worse) pouring out of – and tainting – Hollywood, the BBC and Westminster have created the first ripples of what could well be a long-awaited sea change in attitudes and behaviour between men and women.
This has happened over a matter of weeks and, since those first allegations against a famous movie mogul, it’s gathered momentum like an express train hurtling down a mountain side.
So, gentlemen, from now on it’s probably unwise to sign any e-mail to the opposite sex with an ‘x’ – unless it’s to your girlfriend, wife or mother.
Given the horrendous accounts of men in powerful positions taking advantage of young women, my suggestion might sound trivial, especially if you’ve never ended an e-mail with an ‘x’ at the bottom, something which men and women have been doing for years.
It’s accepted shorthand between people who know each other well and doesn’t mean you’re sending out an actual kiss to the recipient.
But to prevent any misunderstanding, I’ve stopped doing it completely.
I wouldn’t want to make any woman feel uncomfortable or think, “This is a bit creepy!”
So, if you’re one of the few ladies I’ve sent e-mails to in the past that ended with a ‘x’, the next one you receive won’t.
Don’t be offended and don’t blame me. Blame Hollywood, the BBC and Westminster.